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Buddha
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This just in: The crisis in Detroit has been solved.

We can solve this Detroit mess in 15 minutes.

Instead of bankrupting GM and Chrysler, just sign them over to the UAW. Time to get everyone on the same team.

End of problem!

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Re: This just in: The crisis in Detroit has been solved.

Can we make Lamont into a single mother?

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Re: This just in: The crisis in Detroit has been solved.

Somebody is going to drop a house on you one of these days.

And it will be a foreclosed one as well. Not a sweat equity home like that the one that got the Wicked Witch of the East.

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Re: This just in: The crisis in Detroit has been solved.

As long as they drop it on me for pennies on the dollar. I'll make room for you and your money grubbing, illegitimate children.

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Re: This just in: The crisis in Detroit has been solved.

Let's get back to problem solving.

My next solution:

Send the Palestinians to Northern Ireland and the Northern Irish to Palestine.

The Northern Irish and Israelis get along, and the Palestinians and the Irish get along...

Problem solved!

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Hey Lamont, what country on Earth is governed the way you envision things?

Iran?

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Re: This just in: The crisis in Detroit has been solved.

"How The Irish Saved The World", By Buddha.

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