I wonder if that genius Juan ever saw any footage of how the hijackers were dressed?
It's the guys in blue button downs and Dockers he needs to sweat about.
In other news...
Spitzer the felon to CNN?
What, did Rupert Murdoch buy CNN?
For both blues and reds - "anonymous" unlimited donors without any transparency is a terrible idea.
Ladies, if your husband ever says, "Honey, I have a great idea, let's take our jet skis and go putz around on the Mexican side of that lake that borders Mexico. What could go wrong? I know pirates on that very lake have robbed several Americans this year, but that could never happen to us, we're Americans, and no way we could ever be mistaken for drug runners. If any shit does go down, just remember: To speak Spanish, speak English, only real LOUD and add the "O" sound at the end of every word or two. Come on! It'll be great."
Ladies: Just say no.
However, if you do go and, unbelievably, something bad happens, it's not Obama's fault.