You are here

Log in or register to post comments
Lamont Sanford
Lamont Sanford's picture
Offline
Last seen: 2 weeks 3 hours ago
Joined: Mar 31 2006 - 8:32pm
Greetings to the East Coast

East Coast Pukes, Clowns, Freaks, and Midgets,

Thought about you all today when my 28 year old Sansui speakers, with the help of Joe Walsh's guitar, set off the glass break sensor and the cops showed up peering in my window (which scared the shit out of me).  But when the cops show up at your house here they don't show up because a bomb went off and dressed in full paramilitary gear demanding  to search your house.  Because they know if they do they would be greeted by the homeowner, armed of course, stating he has already cleared his own house and to get the fuck of his property.  Anyway, thought about you "morans" today.  Don't let the Stalin bugs bite you in the ass.  Keep on Rockin'.  Don't catch your death a cold.  Over the counter medication won't save you.  Better get signed up.  Chop chop! Yada yada yada....

Signed,

Yip Yip and the Watermelon Gang.

 

tmsorosk
tmsorosk's picture
Online
Last seen: 30 sec ago
Joined: Dec 5 2010 - 12:34pm
Some things never change
Lamont Sanford wrote:

East Coast Pukes, Clowns, Freaks, and Midgets,

Thought about you all today when my 28 year old Sansui speakers, with the help of Joe Walsh's guitar, set off the glass break sensor and the cops showed up peering in my window (which scared the shit out of me).  But when the cops show up at your house here they don't show up because a bomb went off and dressed in full paramilitary gear demanding  to search your house.  Because they know if they do they would be greeted by the homeowner, armed of course, stating he has already cleared his own house and to get the fuck of his property.  Anyway, thought about you "morans" today.  Don't let the Stalin bugs bite you in the ass.  Keep on Rockin'.  Don't catch your death a cold.  Over the counter medication won't save you.  Better get signed up.  Chop chop! Yada yada yada....

Signed,

Yip Yip and the Watermelon Gang.

 

Nice to see Lamont hasn't lost his delicate touch.

  • X
    Enter your Stereophile.com username.
    Enter the password that accompanies your username.
    Loading