Lamont Sanford wrote:

East Coast Pukes, Clowns, Freaks, and Midgets,

Thought about you all today when my 28 year old Sansui speakers, with the help of Joe Walsh's guitar, set off the glass break sensor and the cops showed up peering in my window (which scared the shit out of me).  But when the cops show up at your house here they don't show up because a bomb went off and dressed in full paramilitary gear demanding  to search your house.  Because they know if they do they would be greeted by the homeowner, armed of course, stating he has already cleared his own house and to get the fuck of his property.  Anyway, thought about you "morans" today.  Don't let the Stalin bugs bite you in the ass.  Keep on Rockin'.  Don't catch your death a cold.  Over the counter medication won't save you.  Better get signed up.  Chop chop! Yada yada yada....

Signed,

Yip Yip and the Watermelon Gang.

 

Nice to see Lamont hasn't lost his delicate touch.