You are straight out of an old Bela Lugosi serial! I mean it! I can hear a Theremin playing in the background! Hunched over your workdesk, the eerie glow from the test equipment illuminating your face as you continue your mad experiments...it's very, very close to Stimpy making the Happy Helmet Mark. Very close.
You have to keep it all running and well maitained. I live in a remote forrest on a lake. I have to be self sufficient.