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Buddha
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Don't try this at home....

Yogi says he has consumed neither food nor fluid for 70 years.

I am dubious, I never saw Yogi go even one episode without a pic-a-nic basket coming into play.

Maybe Boo Boo is sneaking him Scooby Snacks.

Any takers on this tale?

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Re: Don't try this at home....

I bet he is epiphytic.

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Re: Don't try this at home....

I've seen those bears on TV use toilet paper, so something IS going on!

As for the other guy, he probably died 70 years ago and there is a ventriloquist in the room. Besides, we Americans will believe anything. I mean, if its on the internet it must be true. That is what my students tell me.

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I've seen those bears on TV use toilet paper, so something IS going on!

That commercial 'cracks' me up.

In essence, we are looking at the rear end of a bear who recently got toilet paper stuck to his ass...and we get a 'full moon' shot of the remnants.

Nice.

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Re: Don't try this at home....

Does a bear shit on TV? Apparently so- and they are very susceptible to the heartbreak of cling-ons. Unbelievably cutesy/kitschy marketing of anal hygeine is another hallmark of America's perverse Madison Ave. demi-culture.

Does anyone remember the Breatharians? They received all their nourishment from the energy of fresh air. But they were constantly at odds with the Fartarians.

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Re: Don't try this at home....

If a bear takes a dump in the woods and there is no body there, does it stink? Oh, wait, that is the tree falling thing! Sorry.

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If a bear takes a dump in the woods and there is no body there, does it stink? Oh, wait, that is the tree falling thing! Sorry.

If you're lucky, the tree will fall directly on the "dump", and the tree will begin to stink too, even though you cannot see why!

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