Throwing "Jesus" in there to accentuate your concerns about the food supply was an especially nice touch. Well done!
Especially coming from the only Jewish child.
True story: When Sammy Davis Jr. beat cancer, he was overheard thanking Jesus for his recovery. He was asked why he was thanking Jesus given that he was a convert to Judaism. Sammy Davis replied that thanking Jesus was a "black thing", not a "Jewish thing".