I almost sent this post to the Dead Zone because it's too witty for this forum.

Well done, Jeff!

hahaha Nice post, Jeff! I'm so glad that you were privy to this ancient knowledge.

Now I see that my problem. Cats, two or more, work pretty well, but it is difficult to keep them in the best positions for more than a few minutes - and they're not recyclable.

I tried to get my 150lb Rottie to stand still for me while I was listening to my system. He wanted no parts of it. Maybe when he goes I'll have him stuffed, this way I can move him around the room to find out where he does the most good.

Well, I suppose TOO MUCH treatment is not good either... which explains why my system sounds better with the wife out of the room.

A marvelous idea...if one lives on a farm. But what about us folks who live in a 17th floor condo in the middle of a metropolis?
All my hunting prizes have been stuffed thus loosing their acoustical properties.