On this auspicious date...September 9, 2009, I am reminded of a joke about 'nine.'

A soccer team made up of an inoffensive mix of men from wherever in the world they don't don't get offended by jokes is in Germany.

They come across a frisky lass, and through an unfortunate series of misunderstanings, the soccer players begin having sex with her, which is at odds with her actual expectation bias at the time.

She yells, "Nein! Nein!"

So, two of the guys leave.