With the possible exception of the various infrastructures for genocide dreamed up over the centuries.
It is a cauldron of narcissistic indulgence mixed with half hearted family "updates", bragging, snark, baby pictures, useless political satire, and luke warm reconnections with people from the past that you don't really care about all while Facebook sells your data to the highest bidder.
NOW! I'll buy the first round of 20K
And limiting my bitching and moaning on the Assylum.
Nothing on this green earth could get me to sign up for facebook.