If we hit the jackpot, maybe we can have the original confederacy try to secede again and we'll let the money sucking socialist parasites go this time around.

Heck, we'd even prolly gain from the Asian exodus:

Betty Brown, R-Texas, against Asian names.

I guess she goes by Betty 'cause Elizabeth is too difficult to master. Maybe too ethnic.

Wait 'til she gets a load of Polish names!

Gotta love our Texas Governor. Part of Perry's motivation is the upcoming contest with Kay Bailey. The Kinkster also plans to run for Governor as a Democrat this go 'round.

Perry is trying to solidify the hard right before Hutchison makes her move. However, Perry has been solidly originalist on many other issues anyway. He once remarked that the UN could pound sand as far as he was concerned.

Buddha,

I think it's time we sent troops to the South to finish reconstruction and do it right this time.