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A firefighter, a priest and an engineer embark seperately for a game of golf. Up first, the firefighter gets frustrated at the slow erratic play of the group ahead and complains to the ranger. The ranger explains that the guys playing are the survivors of last years club house fire, who were left blind. Remembering working the horrific blaze, he apoligizes, and offers up a collection at the firehouse for vision correction. The priest playing behind the firefighter calls to complain about the play ahead. The ranger explains the story, and remembering the funerals he presided over from the fire, the priest concieds, and offers Hail Mary's throughout the rectory. Finally, the engineer, following the complaint and the same story ask the ranger, "Why don't they just play at night?"