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An old motto from the days of random life sequences and debauchery (in either order)," but it overlaps with other situations:
""When you can't stop your hands from shaking"," put them somewhere they'll do some good.""
Another one:
""When faced with two untenable options"," choose both. That may be more to your liking than either one alone.""
So", take some comfort from the fact that you are always free to shut your eyes AND break things.
Seriously, knowing that cheers me up.
Go figure.