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I can remember the first time I had sex...I was so scared...I was all alone. I think Rodney Dangerfield gets credit for that one.
"John," cries Elizabeth, "I can't believe you're publishing that letter from the guy who says there's a huge population of women who'd rather drink water than have sex!"
"What's wrong with that?"
"I just don't think it's true!"
"Well," John replies, "You'll have to write a letter to the editor explaining just how much you do like sex, and stating exactly why you don't like water."