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Man, is Vegas a great city, or what?
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I have never been to Vegas. Gambling does not interest me much, I am too cheap for it! My favorite cop stop story involves my racist cousin. He voted for klansman David Dukes. Really. I have never heard him use a non-offensive term to refer to a non-white eprson. Never.

So we have been drinking and partying down in New Orleans, and he gets pulled over by a black cop. I never heard so many "sirs" and "officer"s in my life. I was dying laughing in the back seat! The cop asked what was making me so happy and I told him it was a long story but that I was drunk and my cousin driving my drunk ass home.

The officer laughed and sent us on our way. That was a great cop stop!

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A family friend is a personal trainer in Las Vegas and a customer asked if she could teach her to do the splits.

The friend replied, "Well, how flexible are you?"

The lady replied, "I can't come in on Tuesdays or Thursdays."

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On a sad note, we had a friend drown in Lake Mead two weeks ago.

Our group of friends chipped in and sent a life preserver covered in flowers for the funeral.

It's what he would have wanted.

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