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August 25, 2010 - 10:39pm
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To beyond quantum, and then more beyond more! New supersymmetrical superstring theory based tweaks.
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Sold!
Hell, with a sales pitch like that, I want to invest in the company
Mark E.
Thanks, man, but it's Cyrus who really helped me close the deal.
Cyrus can sell it wearing a monkey suit!
That was hilarious!
Can you put my favorite teams logo and colors on there?
I take it that the vaporizing side effect from the other product you intended to sell meant you had to shelve it, wise move with todays compensation claims
But is this another flaw....
What happens when someone undoes the supersting necklace and it no longer loops or is the behaviour same, also is there a side effect from abuse by wearing more than one.... compensation claim!!!!
Cheers
Orb
Well, if you wear two, with opposite Moebus twists, they might mix, slip into a dimension 90 degrees from all of ours, and create a strangelet.
Or something.
Reminds me of this Ogden Nash (I think) ditty:
Edgar Allen Brookie Burton
Went to buy himself a curtain
Went to Martin, Moe, and Mintz
Bought himself some yards of Chintz.
Went to hang it, fell and dangled
There he hung, and there he strangled.
Whaaatever.
Simultaneous multi-stringing is acceptable, with proper system matching.
If two items are worn, they must either be concentric or arranged into a double helix.
This has been kind of fun...supersymmetric superstring tweaks are something I can really wrap my brane around.
OK, so, the operator....my sleepy wife...can't keep up with demand and at the same time the initial auditioners won't part with them.
I will bring some to CES/T.H.E.
We'll have the all pure corral Large Hadron Super String for try out, and some other pieces that are in preproduction.
I'm dying to see what people think.
126 days, baby!