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You're kidding, right?

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"There's a spiritual reality to it and Hasbro is treating it as if it's just a game," said Stephen Phelan, communications director for Human Life International, which bills itself as the largest international pro-life organization and missionary worldwide.

Segue to twlight zone theme.

...but some say the mysterious product is a "dangerous spiritual game" that opens up anyone, particularly Christians, to attacks on their soul.

Well, maybe fine christian souls need attacking, Might help them get their shit together. heh heh.

Don't forget kiddies, the correct hour to play with your new pink Ouija board is 13.5 sidereal time....

The other time is the witching hour, which is 3:15 am, approximately. Give or take a werewolf or two.

You start that lunatic fringe stuff and I'll start that faggot shit again.

Lunatic Fringe

Lunatic fringe
I know you're out there
You're in hiding
And you hold your meetings
We can hear you coming
We know what you're after
We're wise to you this time
We won't let you kill the laughter.

Lunatic fringe
In the twilight's last gleaming
This is open season
But you won't get too far
We know you've got to blame someone
For your own confusion
But we're on guard this time
Against your final solution

We can hear you coming
(We can hear you coming)
No you're not going to win this time
We can hear the footsteps
(We can hear the footsteps)
Way out along the walkway
Lunatic fringe
We know you're out there
But in these new dark ages
There will still be light

An eye for an eye;
Well before you go under...
Can you feel the resistance?
Can you feel the thunder?

Just wait, this is only the beginning of the supernatural spiritual attack on little Christian girls.

Next up is a pink "Magic 3 Ball" that will give vague answers to their pressing questions.

Then, "Fortune Teller Barbie" and "Satanic Skipper."

Then, to finish them off, schools will begin a program of teaching evolution!

That was a good one!

Well done, Buddha!

I thought it was the Susan G. Komen Ouija For The Cure Edition.