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July 21, 2009 - 9:19pm
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Hemingway was a blind drunk that wrote in a blackout.
The chicken had crossed the road?
RG
Why does my penis sting when I urinate?
Monty, this is a hoot. Or a cluck. Hemingway's response is my favorite, too -- I think Lamont thought you were referring to Hemingway in general. To die alone in the rain -- with a shotgun up its beak, no doubt...
Cheers, and thanks for the laugh.
Why did Larry Flynt cross the road?
Not enough information, Lamont. Are you spraying to the left or to the right? I suspect the former. If so, I recommend that you lighten the grip pressure in your right hand. Also, a full shoulder turn and a proper weight transfer might make you feel less need to put the power of your stroke into your hands, the weakest links in the chain. Try for a smoother motion, and resist the temptation to clamp down on your, er, club, especially at impact. If you persist in doing this all wrong, you may experience unusual wear on on the skin, where your grip makes contact with your club -- in fact, severe anxiety-induced choking and wrenching have been known to cause broken shafts.
I hope this helps. For further instructions on the fundamentals of urination, see my monograph, The Art of Pissing -- How to Achieve Satisfying Results With a Minimum of Stress and Anxiety, only $19.95 at Amazon.
KBK, he wanted that chicken, really, REALLY bad...
Close... you see he was already involved. The chicken crossed the road - He was forced to follow.