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Hemingway is my favorite.

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure

Hemingway was a blind drunk that wrote in a blackout.

The chicken had crossed the road?

RG

Why does my penis sting when I urinate?

Monty, this is a hoot. Or a cluck. Hemingway's response is my favorite, too -- I think Lamont thought you were referring to Hemingway in general. To die alone in the rain -- with a shotgun up its beak, no doubt...

Cheers, and thanks for the laugh.

Why did Larry Flynt cross the road?

Not enough information, Lamont. Are you spraying to the left or to the right? I suspect the former. If so, I recommend that you lighten the grip pressure in your right hand. Also, a full shoulder turn and a proper weight transfer might make you feel less need to put the power of your stroke into your hands, the weakest links in the chain. Try for a smoother motion, and resist the temptation to clamp down on your, er, club, especially at impact. If you persist in doing this all wrong, you may experience unusual wear on on the skin, where your grip makes contact with your club -- in fact, severe anxiety-induced choking and wrenching have been known to cause broken shafts.

I hope this helps. For further instructions on the fundamentals of urination, see my monograph, The Art of Pissing -- How to Achieve Satisfying Results With a Minimum of Stress and Anxiety, only $19.95 at Amazon.

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Why did Larry Flynt cross the road?

KBK, he wanted that chicken, really, REALLY bad...

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KBK, he wanted that chicken, really, REALLY bad...

Close... you see he was already involved. The chicken crossed the road - He was forced to follow.