The NEW YORK POST?!

Commissar LS!!!!!

You read that rag?

Well, if she adds alcoholism to her resume, the Republicans might make her President.

Lamont, she's future red party executive office material.

Look at George H W Bush's ne'er do well son who snorted coke and drank his brains out and how it worked out for the reds. Two terms!

Instead of rejoicing and thinking that someone's daughter doing a line of blow is some sort of repudiation of the parent's politics, you should be quaking in fear the the blue party is stealing a biographical Presidential feature embraced by the reds!

This girl is now qualified to be the Repulican party's nominee in a few years.

"I have not used illegal drugs since 2009. Before that time, I have no comment."

Maybe we should give her a baseball team to play with in the meantime.