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On a more positive note, West Virginia solves final societal problem!
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Christ, that's hilarious


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The Barbie Ban Bill, proposed by Democratic Delegate Jeff Eldridge (D) Lincoln County, says such toys influence girls to place too much importance on physical beauty, at the expense of their intellectual and emotional development

It's not exactly Nazi but it is a prelude to the National Socialist Party of America. What about GI Joe? He gets a pass? GI Joe was solely responsible for me enlisting in the military instead of going to college first. The fines were a lot heavier in the military for partying too much. GI Joe taught me how to powder my privates in the field years before that actually became a reality. It time for me to get back to my foxhole before someone notices me and tags me for ambush.

On a more serious note. I bet, per capita, that West Virginia is in the top 10 for single mothers. I would go so far as to gamble that their offspring are related to their biological fathers. And I don't mean just parental relations either.

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Are you from West Virginia?

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No Star Wars figures except for Jaba the Hut?

Luckily, the Pillsbury Dough Boy Doll is protected.

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I'm not from West Virginia. Southeast New Mexico. I can go through West Virginia. Something I wouldn't advise you to do unless you stick to the main highways.

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Why? Are you going to tell your relatives?

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"Please, I am NOT from Havana!"

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"Please, I am NOT from Havana!"

You're not Senor Babaloo? I'm so disappointed!

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If anything, a place with high obesity rates, and one of the lowest income and education rates should be handing out barbies as an exemplary model for girls to emulate! She has numerous well paid careers, and obviously goes to the gym a lot to stay in shape. And notice in all these years she hasn't been caught knocked up? Good use of birth control Ms. Barbie! She also buys American cars, keeps a nice house, and travels in the US for her vacations among other virtues. I can't think of a better role model.

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If anything, a place with high obesity rates, and one of the lowest income and education rates should be handing out barbies as an exemplary model for girls to emulate! She has numerous well paid careers, and obviously goes to the gym a lot to stay in shape. And notice in all these years she hasn't been caught knocked up? Good use of birth control Ms. Barbie! She also buys American cars, keeps a nice house, and travels in the US for her vacations among other virtues. I can't think of a better role model.

Well, as West Virginia sees it, she can't hold any one job and has only had one boyfriend for 50 years without getting married - I mean, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

Now I wonder what West Virginia will do when skinny kids can't properly fatten up in order to emulate the Cabbage Patch Grown Up Dolls?

Also, no Hot Wheels of Ferraris and such, only toy cars can real world kids can aspire to. I'm looking forward to the 'Cars on Blocks' series, myself.

Perhaps they will demand a more realistic approach in general and insist that Toys R Us carry "My Little Possum" instead of 'Pony.'

Instead of doll houses, doll trailers?

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All that inbreeding must have effected you. Havana is in Cuba.

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It was a line from Blazing Saddles, you big dummy. Notice the quotation marks?

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