Wes Phillips

"Antiheroine Skin Rule: In a Horny Teen-ager Movie, the 'bad girl' who is the object of the hero's desire will always expose more flesh than the girl whom he ends up with at the end of the film, despite equal sexual activity. If the 'good girl' is shown topless in a love scene, it must be accompanied by slow music. In a Dead Teenager Movie, the girl who exposes the least skin is inevitably the only survivor."

The Telegraph picks the scariest movie scenes.

I like Halloween as much as the next guy, but this grisly repast is way beyond my gag factor.

Bill Wyman (no, not that one) calculates the sell-out factor for when musicians whore out—um, I mean, lease—their muse.

Tony Perrottet tells us that Spike Jones was closer to being right than we suspected.

Oh boy! Your iPod is going to die, too. Want to know when?